English Original
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Vermouth and sat down to explain his problem.
"Well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch."
"Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
中文翻译
一位男士走进了杰出的精神病学家冯·维穆特医生的办公室，坐下来解释他的问题。
“嗯，你看，我遇到了这个问题，”男士继续说道。“我总是产生幻觉，觉得自己是一只狗。一只巨大的、白色的、毛茸茸的比利牛斯山犬。这太疯狂了。我不知道该怎么办！”
“一种常见的犬类情结，”医生安慰地说道。“过来这边，躺在沙发上。”
“哦，不行，医生。我不被允许上家具。”