Once there was a blind man. One day, while walking, he stepped on the head of a sleeping dog. The dog barked for a while. The blind man continued walking for some distance. This time, he stepped on another dog's tail, causing it to bark as well. Thinking it was the same dog, the blind man exclaimed in surprise, "What a wonder! This dog is so long!"
从前有个盲人。一天，他走路时踩到了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪地叫了一阵。盲人继续往前走了一段路。这一次，他踩到了另一只狗的尾巴，这只狗也叫了起来。盲人以为还是之前那只狗，于是惊讶地喊道：“真是奇怪！这只狗可真够长的！”
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