English Original
A man walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him, he sees a large jar full of money and a small card that reads: "If you'd like to win all this money, you must make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. Cost: $5."
He pays five dollars and leads the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later, they emerge. The horse is laughing so hard it urinates on the floor. The man takes the money and leaves.
The next day, the same man returns to the bar. He sees the horse and the jar again, but this time the card reads: "You can win all this if you make the horse cry. Cost: $10."
He pays ten dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later, they come out. The horse is crying as if heartbroken. As the man takes the jar, the bartender stops him and asks, "How did you do that?"
The man replies, "The first time, I told him mine was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him!"
中文翻译
一名男子走进酒吧，坐在凳子上。他面前放着一个装满钱的大罐子和一张小卡片，上面写着：“若想赢得所有这些钱，你必须让酒吧尽头的那匹马笑起来。费用：5美元。”
他付了五美元，把马带进了洗手间。两分钟后，他们出来了。马笑得前仰后合，甚至尿在了地上。男子拿走了钱，离开了。
第二天，同一个男子又来到酒吧。他又看到了那匹马和那个罐子，但这次卡片上写着：“如果你能让这匹马哭，就可以赢得所有这些钱。费用：10美元。”
他付了十美元，再次把马带进洗手间。四分钟后，他们出来了。马哭得伤心欲绝。当男子拿起罐子时，酒保拦住他问道：“你是怎么做到的？”
男子回答：“第一次，我告诉它我的比它的大。第二次，我给它看了！”