English Original
A man who stuttered tried every remedy without success. Desperate, he consulted a world-renowned doctor.
The doctor examined him and declared, "I've found the cause. Your penis is twelve inches long. Its weight is pulling on your lungs, causing your stutter."
"What's the cure?" asked the man.
"We must remove six inches," the doctor replied. Eager to be cured, the man agreed to the surgery. It was successful, and his stutter vanished.
Two months later, he called the doctor. "Since the operation, all my girlfriends have left me, and my love life is ruined. I want you to restore the six inches!"
Hearing no reply, he repeated, "Hey, doc! Didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responded, "F-f-f-f-f-f-#ck y-y-you!"
中文翻译
一位口吃的男子尝试了各种方法都无济于事。绝望之下，他求助于一位世界闻名的医生。
医生检查后宣布：“我找到病因了。你的阴茎有十二英寸长。它的重量拉扯着你的肺部，导致你口吃。”
“怎么治？”男子问。
“我们必须切掉六英寸，”医生回答。男子急于治愈，同意了手术。手术很成功，他的口吃消失了。
两个月后，他打电话给医生：“自从手术后，我所有的女朋友都离开了我，我的感情生活一团糟。我要你把那六英寸装回去！”
听不到回应，他重复道：“嘿，医生！你没听见吗？我要我的六英寸回来！”
终于，医生结结巴巴地回应道：“去-去-去-去-去-你-你-你的！”