English Original
After years of constant arguments, a young couple decided marriage counseling was their last hope to save their relationship.
At the counselor's office, the counselor asked, "What seems to be the problem?" The husband remained silent, looking down.
In contrast, the wife launched into a rapid-fire account of all the wrongs in their marriage. After listening for 15 minutes, the counselor walked over, lifted her by the shoulders, kissed her passionately, and sat her back down. The wife was left speechless.
The counselor then looked at the stunned husband and said, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
中文翻译
一对年轻夫妇在经历了数年无休止的争吵后，决定将婚姻咨询作为挽救关系的最后希望。
在咨询师的办公室，咨询师问道：“问题出在哪里？”丈夫沉默不语，低头看着地面。
相反，妻子开始连珠炮般地细数婚姻中的种种不是。听了15分钟后，咨询师走过去，双手扶起她的肩膀，热情地吻了她，然后让她坐回原位。妻子一时语塞。
咨询师随后看向目瞪口呆的丈夫，说道：“你的妻子每周至少需要两次这样的吻！”
丈夫挠了挠头，回答道：“我可以让她周二和周四过来。”