A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. "Hey Mom," he said, "the dentist says I have no cavities."
His mother stared at him, wide-eyed and surprised. "That's impossible!" she exclaimed. "You never brush your teeth after finishing the chocolate box before bed!"
Then the boy opened his mouth — he didn't have a single tooth left.
一个看完牙医的小男孩，面带微笑地回到家。"嘿，妈妈，"他说，"牙医说我一颗蛀牙也没有。"
他的妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛看着他。"这不可能！"她惊呼道，"你每次睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃完，而且从来不刷牙！"
这时，男孩张开了嘴巴——他的牙齿一颗都不剩了。
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