Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Blonde: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
老师："乔治·华盛顿不仅砍倒了他父亲的樱桃树，还承认了这件事。现在，你知道为什么他父亲没有惩罚他吗？"
金发女郎："因为乔治手里还拿着斧头。"
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