Church Smiles | 教堂里的微笑

English Original

A gracious lady was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments," she replied.


中文翻译

一位优雅的女士正在将一本古老的家族《圣经》邮寄给远在另一个城市的兄弟。

“这里面有易碎物品吗?”邮局职员问道。

“只有‘十诫’,”女士回答。

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