The Price of Deceit | 欺骗的代价

English Original

Old Farmer Johnson was on his deathbed, his family gathered around him. In a weak voice, he said to his wife, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Farmer Jones."

"No," she replied. "I couldn't marry anyone after you."

"But I want you to," Johnson insisted.

"But why?" his wife asked, puzzled.

Johnson's final words held a bitter truth: "Because Jones once cheated me in a horse deal."


中文翻译

老农约翰逊奄奄一息,家人围在他的床边。他用微弱的声音对妻子说:“我死后,我要你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

“不,”她回答,“在你之后,我不会嫁给任何人。”

“但我希望你这么做,”约翰逊坚持道。

“可这是为什么?”妻子困惑地问。

约翰逊的遗言道出了一个苦涩的真相:“因为琼斯曾在一笔马匹交易中欺骗了我。”

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