English Original
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player he wants and takes it. Suddenly, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he looks around with his flashlight, muttering, "What the hell was that?" He then spots some money on a table and takes it. Once again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you."
Hiding in a corner, he tries to locate the source of the voice. He spots a birdcage with a parrot inside! He approaches and asks, "Was that your voice?"
"Yes," the parrot replies.
"What's your name?" the burglar asks.
"Moses," says the parrot.
The burglar exclaims, "What kind of person names his bird Moses?"
The parrot replies, "The same person who names his Rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
中文翻译
一名窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD播放器，便拿走了。突然，他听到一个声音说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他吓了一跳，用手电筒四处照看，嘀咕着：“到底是什么声音？”接着，他看到桌上有一些钱，又拿走了。那个声音再次响起：“耶稣正在看着你。”
他躲到一个角落，试图找出声音的来源。结果发现了一个鸟笼，里面有一只鹦鹉！他走过去问道：“是你在说话吗？”
“是的，”鹦鹉回答。
“你叫什么名字？”窃贼问。
“摩西，”鹦鹉说。
窃贼惊呼：“什么人会给自己的鸟取名叫摩西？”
鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名叫‘耶稣’的人。”