English Original
A businessman walks into a tavern, sits at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After finishing his drink, he peeks into his shirt pocket and orders the bartender for another double martini. He repeats this action after finishing the second drink.
The bartender finally says, "Look, buddy, I'll serve you martinis all night, but you have to tell me why you look into your pocket before ordering a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
中文翻译
一位商人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料马提尼。喝完酒后，他朝自己的衬衫口袋里瞥了一眼，然后让酒保再上一杯双料马提尼。喝完第二杯后，他又重复了这个动作。
酒保终于忍不住问道：“嘿，老兄，我可以给你倒一晚上的马提尼，但你必须告诉我，为什么每次续杯前你都要朝口袋里看一眼。”
顾客回答：“我在看我妻子的照片。当她开始看起来顺眼的时候，我就知道该回家了。”