Divorce at 91 | 九十一岁离婚记

English Original

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," the judge said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"

The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."


中文翻译

一对夫妻,两人都是九十一岁,站在法官面前,要求离婚。法官说:“我不明白,你们为什么到了这个年纪还要离婚?”

丈夫解释道:“嗯,你看,我们想等到孩子们都去世了再说。”

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