A rabbi, a Protestant minister, and a Catholic priest were taking a group of children on a cruise. Suddenly, the ship struck a rock and began to sink.
The rabbi cried out, "Quick! Save the children!"
"Forget the children!" shouted the minister as he rushed toward the lifeboats.
"Do you think we have time?" asked the priest.
一位拉比、一位新教牧师和一位天主教神父正带领一群孩子乘船游览。突然，船撞上了礁石，开始下沉。
拉比喊道：“快！救孩子们！”
“别管孩子们了！”牧师一边喊着，一边冲向救生艇。
“你觉得我们还有时间吗？”神父问道。
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