Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军： 我怎样才能区分蘑菇和毒蕈呢？
年长的童子军： 上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来了，那就是蘑菇。
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