English Original
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
中文翻译
妈妈问她的小儿子:“宝贝,今天老师教了你什么呀?”
“什么也没教,妈妈,”儿子自豪地回答,“相反,她问我1加2等于多少,我告诉她是3。”