English Original
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flew over and defecated all over the blonde.
The brunette said in a disgusted voice, "Hang on, the bathroom is just up the hill. I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she left, the blonde began to laugh.
The redhead asked, "What's so funny?"
The blonde replied, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb, but look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper, that seagull will be miles away!"
中文翻译
一位金发女郎、一位棕发女郎和一位红发女郎正沿着海滩散步。一只海鸥飞过，把粪便拉得金发女郎满身都是。
棕发女郎厌恶地说：“等等，洗手间就在山上。我去拿些厕纸。”
她离开后，金发女郎开始大笑。
红发女郎问道：“有什么好笑的？”
金发女郎回答：“嗯，都说金发女郎很笨，但看看她。等她拿着厕纸回来，那只海鸥早就飞到几英里外了！”