A farmer fell and broke his hip while plowing. His horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on its back.
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer replied. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位农夫在犁田时跌倒摔伤了臀部。他的马立即飞奔五英里到最近的镇上，驮着一位医生跑了回来。
"这匹马可真聪明！" 农夫的朋友后来评论道。
"嗯，它其实没那么聪明，" 农夫回答说，"它带回来的医生是位兽医！"
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