Amish Bumper Sticker | 阿米什人的“保险杠贴纸”

English Original

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family came across an Amish carriage. The carriage owner clearly had a sense of humor, as a hand-printed sign was attached to the back. It read: "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."


中文翻译

在宾夕法尼亚州驾车时,一家人遇到了一辆阿米什人的马车。马车的主人显然很有幽默感,因为马车后面贴着一张手写的告示牌,上面写着:“节能车辆:以燕麦和草为动力。注意:请勿踩到排气物。”

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