A gambler took $1000 from home to a casino. A few hours later, he returned. His wife immediately asked him, "Did that big bill give birth to any little ones?"
"Yes, yes," the gambler replied, pulling out two ten-dollar bills with a sorrowful tone. "Unfortunately, their mother passed away."
一名赌徒从家里拿了1000美元去赌场。几小时后，他回来了。妻子立刻迎上前问道："那张大票子生出小票子没有？"
"生了，生了！"赌徒哭丧着脸，从口袋里掏出两张十美元的钞票说，"不幸的是，它们的母亲去世了。"
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