The schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her.
"Mary!" called the teacher sharply.
"Yes, Madam?" questioned the pupil.
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，嘴里还起劲地嚼着口香糖，被老师发现了。
“玛丽！”老师严厉地叫她。
“什么事，老师？”这女学生问。
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
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