The schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle, busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her.
"Mary!" called the teacher sharply.
"Yes, Madam?" questioned the pupil.
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，嘴里还起劲地嚼着口香糖，被老师发现了。
“玛丽！”老师严厉地叫她。
“什么事，老师？”这女学生问。
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...
While camping, Holmes asks Watson what he learns from the...
Bernie admires his friend Morris for using affectionate p...
A humorous dialogue where a boy explains the disappearanc...
A humorous dialogue where a customer questions the absenc...
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 to replicate his hairs...
A humorous dialogue where a husband explains a loud night...
A man injured in an accident insists he is alive, but his...
A teacher asks her class who the first man was. One stude...
At an auction, the owner offers a reward for a lost bag, ...
A husband uses a mirror trick to deny his wife money for ...
A dentist explains to a mother that her son's tooth extra...
A humorous dialogue where a boy explains the disappearanc...
Mr. Smith calls a doctor because a mouse ran into his sle...
French writer Tristan Bernard, unhappy with a restaurant ...
A man uses his Doberman Pinscher to gain restaurant entry...
A traveler insists he has nothing to declare at customs, ...
A boy tells his teacher his father intends to send roast ...