Weird Names | 奇怪的名字

English Original

One day, a little boy asked his father, "How come you named my sister Running Deer?"

The father answered, "When your sister was born, I couldn't think of a name. So I looked out the window, and that was the first thing I saw."

"Oh," said the little boy. "Is that the same reason you named my brother Flying Bird?"

The father said to his son, "Why do you ask that, Two Dogs Fucking?"


中文翻译

一天,一个小男孩问他的父亲:“你为什么给我姐姐取名叫‘奔跑的鹿’?”

父亲回答说:“你姐姐出生时,我想不出名字。所以我望向窗外,那是我看到的第一样东西。”

“哦,”小男孩说。“那你给我哥哥取名叫‘飞翔的鸟’,也是同样的原因吗?”

父亲对他的儿子说:“你为什么要问这个,‘两只狗在交配’?”

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