Ladies at the Bar | 酒吧里的女士们

English Original

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: I'll have a B and C.

Bartender: What is a B and C?

Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.

Redhead: And, I'll have a G and T.

Bartender: What's a G and T?

Redhead: Gin and tonic.

Blonde: I'll have a 15.

Bartender: What's a 15?

Blonde: 7 and 7.


中文翻译

一位金发女郎、一位棕发女郎和一位红发女郎走进一家酒吧,向酒保点单。

棕发女郎:我要一杯 B and C。

酒保:什么是 B and C?

棕发女郎:波本威士忌加可乐。

红发女郎:那我要一杯 G and T。

酒保:什么是 G and T?

红发女郎:金酒加汤力水

金发女郎:我要一杯 15。

酒保:什么是 15?

金发女郎:7 and 7。

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