English Original
Mother: Hello?
Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Mother: You're going out?
Daughter: Yes.
Mother: With whom?
Daughter: With a friend.
Mother: I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter: MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!
Mother: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter: MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Mother: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter: There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
Mother: What are you hinting at?
Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Mother: You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter: MA, it's my EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Mother: So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter: MOM, He's not a loser.
Mother: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter: MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?
Mother: Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter: Such a what?
Mother: With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter: ENOUGH MA!!!
Mother: Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!
Daughter: Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?
Mother: Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately.
Daughter: Goodbye, mother.
Mother: Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
Mother: If you never go out ...how do you expect to meet anyone?
中文翻译
母亲： 喂？
女儿： 嗨，妈妈。我今晚能把孩子们放在你那儿吗？
母亲： 你要出去？
女儿： 是的。
母亲： 和谁？
女儿： 和一个朋友。
母亲： 我真不明白你为什么要离开你丈夫。他是个多好的人啊。
女儿： 妈，我没有离开他。是他离开了我！
母亲： 你让他离开了你，现在又和那些不三不四的人出去。
女儿： 妈，我没有和任何人出去。我能把孩子们带过来吗？
母亲： 我除了你父亲，从没丢下你出去和别人约会过。
女儿： 你做过很多事，我可没做过。
母亲： 你这是在暗示什么？
女儿： 没什么。我只是想知道今晚能不能把孩子们带过来。
母亲： 你要在他那儿过夜？要是你丈夫发现了会怎么说？
女儿： 妈，是我的前夫。我觉得他不会在意的。从他离开我那天起，他可能就没一个人睡过觉！
母亲： 所以你要在这个失败者家里过夜？
女儿： 妈，他不是失败者。
母亲： 和一个带着孩子的离异女人约会的男人，就是个失败者和寄生虫。
女儿： 妈，我不想吵了；我到底要不要把孩子们带过来？
母亲： 可怜的孩子，摊上这么个母亲。
女儿： 这么个什么？
母亲： 这么个没有稳定性的母亲。难怪你丈夫离开你。
女儿： 够了，妈！！！
母亲： 别冲我嚷嚷。你大概也冲那个失败者嚷嚷吧！
女儿： 好啊妈，你现在倒担心起那个失败者了？
母亲： 啊，所以你也承认他是个失败者了，我一眼就看穿他了。
女儿： 再见，妈妈。
母亲： 等等！等等！别挂电话！你什么时候把他们带过来？
女儿： 我不带他们过来了！我不出去了！
母亲： 如果你从不出去……你怎么指望认识任何人呢？