"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker, "and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."
"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"
"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."
"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"
一位男子给殡仪馆老板打电话：“我希望你能马上过来，主持我可怜的亡妻的葬礼。”
“你的妻子！”殡仪馆老板倒吸一口气，“我不是两年前就安葬了她吗？”
“你不明白，”男子说，“你看，我又结婚了。”
“噢，”殡仪馆老板说，“恭喜恭喜！”
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