The Grocery Store Surprise | 超市里的意外

English Original

An elderly woman was shopping at a supermarket. She stopped at the produce section and bent down to select some tomatoes. As she did, a sharp pain shot through her spine due to her age. She let out a sudden shriek, "Ah...", much like one would upon seeing a mouse in the kitchen.

The seller behind the counter heard her and remarked, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, you should see the price of the zucchini."


中文翻译

一位老太太在超市购物。她走到蔬果区,弯下腰想挑几个番茄。由于年事已高,弯腰时她的脊椎突然感到一阵剧痛,令她不禁失声尖叫:“啊……”,那反应就像在厨房里看到老鼠一样。

柜台后的售货员听到了,打趣道:“哇,如果你觉得番茄贵,那你真该看看西葫芦的价格。”

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