English Original
At a hockey game, three men sat behind some nuns whose habits partially blocked their view. They decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
The first man said loudly, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."
The second man spoke up, "I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."
The third man said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!"
中文翻译
在一场冰球比赛中，三名男子坐在几位修女后面，修女的头巾部分挡住了他们的视线。他们决定骚扰修女，试图让她们挪开。
第一个男人大声说道：“我想我要搬到犹他州去。那里只住着100个修女。”
第二个男人接着说：“我想去蒙大拿州。那里只有50个修女。”
第三个男人说：“我想去爱达荷州。那里只有25个修女。”
其中一位修女转过身来，看着这些男人，用非常甜美、平静的声音说道：“你们为什么不下地狱呢？那里一个修女都没有！”