The Energetic Wife | 精力旺盛的妻子

English Original

Neighbor: I heard a loud noise in front of your house last night. What happened?

Husband: Oh, it was nothing. My wife was a bit upset and threw my overcoat out the window.

Neighbor: Your overcoat? How could that make such a loud noise?

Husband: I... I happened to be inside it.


中文翻译

邻居:昨晚我听见你家门前有很大的响声。发生什么事了?

丈夫:哦,没什么。我妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣扔到窗外去了。

邻居:你的大衣?一件大衣怎么会发出那么大的声音?

丈夫:我……我碰巧也在大衣里面。

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