Don't Listen to Him | 别听他的

English Original

A couple had been married for many years, and their son was old enough to date. One day, the son brought a girl home for dinner. The mother was thrilled with his choice and eagerly anticipated the wedding. However, the father seemed upset. Eventually, the son asked, "Dad, why aren't you happy with her? Mom likes her a lot."

The father explained, "Son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother long ago, and the girl you're dating is my daughter from that affair."

So, the son dumped her and found another girlfriend. Again, he brought her home, much to his mother's delight. But once more, the father told him this girl was also his half-sister. The son lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, "Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!"


中文翻译

一对夫妇结婚多年,他们的儿子已经到了谈恋爱的年纪。一天,儿子带了一个女孩回家吃饭。母亲对儿子的选择欣喜若狂,迫不及待地盼着婚礼。然而,父亲却显得闷闷不乐。最终,儿子问道:“爸爸,你为什么对她不满意?妈妈可喜欢她了。”

父亲解释道:“儿子,这女孩本身没问题。只是很久以前我背叛过你妈妈,你现在约会的这个女孩,就是我和那个女人生的女儿。”

于是,儿子甩了她,又找了另一个女朋友。他再次把她带回家,母亲依然很高兴。但父亲又一次告诉他,这个女孩也是他的同父异母妹妹。儿子大发雷霆,把父亲的话告诉了母亲。

母亲勃然大怒,喊道:“别听他的,亲爱的!他根本就不是你父亲!”

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