English Original
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his fifth-grade class about the dangers of alcohol. He set up an experiment with a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, observe closely," said the professor, placing the first worm into the water. The worm wriggled happily.
He then placed the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up, writhed in pain, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead.
"So, what lesson can we learn from this?" the professor asked.
Johnny, who sat at the back, raised his hand and confidently replied, "If you drink whiskey, you won't get worms."
中文翻译
一位化学教授想给他五年级的班级上一堂关于酒精危害的课。他准备了一个实验，用一杯水、一杯威士忌和两条蠕虫。
“现在，同学们，仔细观察，”教授说着，把第一条蠕虫放进了水里。虫子欢快地扭动着。
接着，他把第二条蠕虫放进了威士忌里。虫子蜷缩起来，痛苦地扭动，然后迅速沉入杯底，死了。
“那么，我们能从这个实验中学到什么？”教授问道。
坐在后排的约翰尼举起手，自信地回答道：“如果你喝威士忌，就不会长虫子。”