English Original
A man visits a psychiatrist. To begin, the psychiatrist suggests starting with a Rorschach test.
He holds up the first inkblot image and asks, "What do you see?"
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist shows a second image. "And this one?"
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He then presents a third image.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This pattern continues for all the remaining images; the man describes seeing a couple making love in every single one.
At the end of the test, the psychiatrist reviews his notes and concludes, "It appears you have a preoccupation with sex."
The man retorts, "Well, you're the one with all the dirty pictures."
中文翻译
一名男子去看精神科医生。为了开始诊疗，医生建议先做一个罗夏墨迹测验。
他举起第一张墨迹图，问道：“你看到了什么？”
“一对男女在公园里做爱，”男子回答。
医生展示了第二张图。“这张呢？”
“一对男女在船上做爱。”
接着，他出示了第三张图。
“一对男女在海滩上做爱。”
剩下的所有图片都重复着这一模式；男子在每一张图中都描述看到一对男女在做爱。
测试结束时，医生看了看他的记录，总结道：“看来你满脑子都是性。”
男子反驳道：“嗯，你才是那个拥有所有这些淫秽图片的人。”