English Original
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later, the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!"
中文翻译
杰瑞去看精神病医生。"医生，"他说，"我遇到麻烦了。每次上床睡觉，我都觉得床底下有人。我要疯了！"
"交给我一年时间，"医生说，"每周来三次，我会治好你的恐惧。"
"费用是多少？"
"每次一百美元。"
"我会考虑一下，"杰瑞说。
六个月后，医生在街上遇到了杰瑞。"你为什么再也没来找我？"精神病医生问。
"一次一百块？一个酒保收了我十块钱就把我治好了。"
"真的吗！怎么治的？"
"他让我把床腿锯掉！现在那下面没人了！"