Millionaire | 百万富翁

Doing Business | 生意之道

A man finds absurdly low prices at a bar. When he asks fo...

business dialogue

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗

Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through...

animals dialogue

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道

A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...

dialogue everyday-life

No Matter What | 无论如何

A man receives contradictory advice on how to dress for a...

business dialogue

The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

The Judge and the Plaintiff | 法官与原告

A judge hints at a pending ruling to a plaintiff, who off...

business dialogue

Still a Virgin | 仍是处女

A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous...

dialogue humor

The Operation | 手术

A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....

beginner dialogue

A Dirty Taste | 难闻的味道

A rear tiger repeatedly licks the front tiger, apologizin...

animals bilingual

Four Fingers | 四根手指

Two men in a bar's restroom share a humorous and self-dep...

dialogue everyday-life

A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植

A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychol...

brain-surgery dialogue

Hunting Skills | 打猎的技巧

A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...

beginner dialogue

Best Memory | 最佳记忆

Three men compete over who has the best memory, with the ...

anecdote dialogue