English Original
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
中文翻译
一位女士走向一位坐在门廊摇椅上、看起来有些年纪的小个子男人。
“我忍不住注意到您看起来多么幸福，”她说。“您幸福长寿的秘诀是什么？”
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食物，而且从来、从来都不锻炼。”
“哇，这太神奇了，”女士说。“您高寿？”
“二十六。”