The Climate of New Zealand | 新西兰的气候

English Original

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat, it always arrives frozen!


中文翻译

老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修:先生,非常冷。

老师:错了。

马修:可是,先生!他们给我们运来的肉总是冻得硬邦邦的!

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