English Original
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat, it always arrives frozen!
中文翻译
老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修:先生,非常冷。
老师:错了。
马修:可是,先生!他们给我们运来的肉总是冻得硬邦邦的!
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat, it always arrives frozen!
老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修:先生,非常冷。
老师:错了。
马修:可是,先生!他们给我们运来的肉总是冻得硬邦邦的!
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