A blonde woman, suspecting her boyfriend was unfaithful, purchased a gun. That same day, she went to his apartment, pistol in hand. Upon opening the door, she found him embracing a redhead. Overwhelmed with despair, she pressed the gun to her own temple. Her boyfriend screamed, "Honey, don't do it!" The blonde yelled back, "Shut up! You're next!"
一位金发女郎怀疑男友不忠，于是买了一把枪。当天，她便持枪前往他的公寓。一开门，她果然发现男友正与一位红发女郎相拥。在极度的悲痛中，她把枪口对准了自己的太阳穴。男友尖叫着：“亲爱的，别这样！”金发女郎吼了回去：“闭嘴！下一个就是你！”
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