After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: "Don't always think of the sad side; you should try to think of the good side."
The widow thought for a while and replied: "This is the first time in 20 years I know where he stays at night."
葬礼结束后，一位朋友安慰新寡妇说：“不要总往坏处想，你应该试着想想好的一面。”
寡妇想了一会儿，回答道：“这是20年来我第一次知道他晚上在哪里过夜。”
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