English Original
A young boy proudly approached his father and declared, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and asked, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The boy insisted, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy," the boy replied excitedly. "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"
中文翻译
一个小男孩自豪地走到父亲面前，宣称：“我知道圣经是什么意思！”
父亲微笑着问道：“你说你‘知道’圣经是什么意思，是什么意思呢？”
男孩坚持道：“我真的知道！”
“好吧，”父亲说。“那圣经是什么意思？”
“很简单，爸爸，”男孩兴奋地回答。“它代表‘离开地球前的基本信息’。”