Who Is This Man? | 这个男人是谁

English Original

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in bed. "Where have you been until this hour?" she screamed.

Ignoring her question, Charles opened the bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor.

"Who is this man?" Charles asked.

"Don't change the subject!" replied his wife.


中文翻译

查尔斯凌晨四点回到家,发现他的妻子醒着躺在床上。"你到哪儿去了,这么晚才回来?"她尖叫道。

查尔斯没有理会她的问题,他打开卧室的衣橱,发现一个赤裸的男人蜷缩在地板上。

"这个男人是谁?"查尔斯问道。

"别转移话题!"他的妻子回答。

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