English Original
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
He picked the dog up and examined its eyes carefully.
"Well," said the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" the man asked, shocked.
"No," replied the vet, "because he's heavy."
中文翻译
一位男子带着他的罗威纳犬去看兽医，说道：“我的狗是斗鸡眼。你能为它做点什么吗？”
“嗯，”兽医说，“让我看看他。”
他抱起狗，仔细检查了它的眼睛。
“嗯，”兽医说，“我不得不让它安乐死。”
“就因为它斗鸡眼？”男子震惊地问道。
“不，”兽医回答，“因为它太重了。”