A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man said he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦男人说他更有礼貌，因为他总是向女士们脱帽致意。但胖男人说他更谦恭有礼，因为每当他起身让座时，总能同时让两位女士坐下。
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