A Great Excuse | 绝佳借口

English Original

To ease the rush hour, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles:

NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCK

One day, near closing time at 6:30, four young children arrived with bottles. Wanting to put a stop to this habit, I sternly asked each child if he was aware of the rule. Three shook their heads, but the youngest said he knew.

"Why then," I asked, "have you brought me these bottles?"

"I can't tell time yet," he said.


中文翻译

为了缓解高峰时段的拥挤,我们的小杂货店为孩子们退还饮料瓶制定了一条规则:

五点钟以后不收瓶子

一天,临近六点半关门时,四个小孩拿着瓶子来了。为了制止他们这个习惯,我严肃地问每个孩子是否知道这条规定。其中三个孩子摇头表示不知道,但最小的那个说他清楚。

“那你为什么还这个时间拿瓶子来?”我问道。

“我还不会看时间呢。”他说。

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