Thirteen | 十三

English Original

A man walks past an insane asylum and hears the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Intrigued, he finds a hole in the fence and peers inside. Suddenly, someone pokes him in the eye. Immediately, everyone inside begins chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen!"


中文翻译

一名男子路过一家精神病院,听到里面的病人们齐声高喊:“十三!十三!”。他感到十分好奇,便在围栏上找到一个洞,凑过去向里张望。突然,有人戳中了他的眼睛。紧接着,院内所有人开始齐声高喊:“十四!十四!”。

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