Hole In The Fence | 篱笆上的洞

English Original

Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school on a warm spring day. As they cut through the alleys and backyards, they happened to peer through a hole in a fence. Inside the yard, a woman was sunbathing in the nude.

As they looked, Johnny suddenly screamed, left his friends, and ran home.

The next day, the three boys passed the same fence and looked through the hole again. After a few minutes, Johnny once more screamed and ran off quickly.

On the third day, as the boys were peeping through the hole after school, Johnny turned to run again. This time, Billy and Tommy grabbed him and demanded to know what was wrong.

Johnny replied, "My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman, I would turn to stone... And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard…"


中文翻译

一个温暖的春日,小约翰尼、比利和汤米正放学回家。当他们抄近路穿过小巷和后院时,碰巧从一处篱笆的洞里往里看。院子里,一位女士正在裸体晒日光浴。

正看着,约翰尼突然尖叫起来,丢下朋友们,跑回了家。

第二天,三个男孩又经过同一处篱笆,再次从洞里偷看。几分钟后,约翰尼又一次尖叫着迅速跑开了。

第三天放学后,当男孩们再次从洞里偷看时,约翰尼转身又要跑。这次,比利和汤米抓住了他,非要问个明白。

约翰尼回答说:“我妈妈告诉我,如果我看了裸体女人,我就会变成石头……然后我开始感觉到我身体的某个部分变得非常硬……”

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