When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down.
Dad said, "Why don't you stay single and settle up?"
我的哥哥是个出了名的挥霍者。他回家探望时，告诉父亲他打算结婚，安定下来。
父亲说：“你为什么不保持单身，先把债还清呢？”
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