Can You Write in the Dark? | 您能在黑暗中写字吗?

English Original

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

"Oh, just your name on this report card!"


中文翻译

一个小女孩回家后问道:“爸爸,您能在黑暗中写字吗?”

她的父亲回答:“我想可以。你要我写什么?”

“哦,只要在这张成绩单上签上您的名字就行!”

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