A Gentle Reminder | 委婉的提醒

English Original

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"


中文翻译

结婚多年,我丈夫有时需要一点委婉的提醒才能记起特殊的日子。在我们结婚35周年纪念日的早晨,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:“亲爱的,你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已经坐了整整35年了吗?”

他放下报纸,直视着我说:“所以,你是想换座位吗?”

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