Two small boys, not yet old enough for school, were overheard talking at the zoo.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.
一天在动物园，有人无意中听到两个还没到上学年龄的小男孩在聊天。
第一个男孩问：“我叫比利。你叫什么？”
第二个男孩回答：“汤米。”
比利问：“我爸爸是会计师。你爸爸是做什么的？”
汤米回答：“我爸爸是律师。”
比利问：“诚实的（律师）吗？”
汤米回答：“不，就是普通的那种。”
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