The Origin Story | 我的来历

English Original

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you anyway."

"So why not today? Please!"

"OK, but listen carefully."

"Mom and Dad met in a cybercafe. In the restrooms there, Dad connected to Mom. At that time, Mom downloaded some files from Dad's memory stick. When Dad finished uploading, we realized we had used no firewall. It was too late to cancel or delete. Nine months later, we ended up with a virus."


中文翻译

"爸爸?我是怎么来到这个世界的?"

"嗯,孩子,反正总有一天我得告诉你。"

"那为什么不今天呢?求你了!"

"好吧,但要认真听。"

"妈妈和爸爸是在一家网吧认识的。在那家网吧的洗手间里,爸爸连接上了妈妈。当时,妈妈从爸爸的U盘里下载了一些文件。当爸爸完成上传时,我们才发现没有使用防火墙。取消或删除已经太晚了。九个月后,我们最终得了一个'病毒'。"

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