As the new food-service officer at a recruit training center, I wanted to make my mark. The menu was heavy on red meat, so I devised a new one to reduce cholesterol. I substituted chicken for beef and awaited comments from the suggestion box.
The first response summed up the recruits' feelings. It read simply: "Let the chicken live."
作为新兵训练中心新上任的后勤服务长官，我想做出点成绩。由于菜单上红肉过多，我设计了一份新菜单，用鸡肉代替牛肉，以降低胆固醇。随后，我等待着意见箱里的反馈。
第一条意见就概括了新兵们的心声，上面简单地写着：“让鸡活着吧。”
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