English Original
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
中文翻译
手相大师：你手上的生命线显示你将在一年内死去。
顾客：天哪！一年内？
手相大师：是的，但我不能说是哪一年。
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